The Albuquerque Turkey
As you probably already know, it doesn't matter if you're the most beautiful, or the smartest, or the most gifted of...
How Corny is This?
Happy National Candy Corn Day! Lots of people hate Candy Corn. Lots of people love it. How do I know? Because...
The Silence of the Trees
Sometime in autumn… I’m outside for reasons other than enjoying nature, my mind dripping with copious thoughts of...
HEROES: A man named Scott
The other day, a man named Scott came to fix the dishwasher in a house we lease. He was bowed in the shoulders and...
HEROES: Buck Brannaman, the REAL Horse Whisperer
Who is Buck Brannaman? Buck Brannaman is a horse trainer, author and star of the widely acclaimed Buck – an...
Fractured Life Lessons I’ve Learned from Watching the TV show Dance Moms
Can crow’s feet wrinkles kill you? Probably not, but watching Lifetime’s reality show, Dance Moms, might put you in...
Life Lessons I’ve Learned from Applying Makeup
Type-A folks aren’t fond of thinking they’ve wasted time doing anything. When I heard the average woman spends...
Picasso Had His Moods, but Red Had His Moves (Revisited)
I made an ironclad discovery while viewing Picasso and the Age of Iron at the Modern Art Museum. Walking among the...
Bu++ Bites Build Gristle
It’s like this – the gander that was flapping my face, back and legs . . . . . . while simultaneously biting blood...
Just Clowning Around
Rodeo clowns are real heroes. A suspendered dude with a barrel for britches who keeps a 2,000-pound bull from stomping...














