Commas have never intentionally hurt you, have they?
Okay, maybe you made a bad grade or two on a school paper because you used the two-inch rule; that is, you placed a comma every two inches on your term paper just to show your instructor you were seriously trying.
When your paper came back with severe grammar-scoldings written in the margins and a link for you to immediately hook up with Grammarly or fail the course, you may have sworn off comma-love forevermore.
Of course, if someone tried to eat your relative when you penned, Let’s eat Grandma instead of Let’s eat, Grandma . . . that surely could have caused a ruckus.
When you think about it, was it really the fault of the commas?
I believe if the commas you have used incorrectly over the years could talk, they’d probably thank you for all the interesting misadventures. Just a thought.
Exhale. Blow out the tension. Wiggle your fingers. Slap your cheeks, and let’s begin.
1. Introductory phrases/clauses
When you introduce your sentence with something that isn’t a stand-alone sentence, it needs a comma after it. It could be a phrase or a dependent clause, but who cares? It doesn’t stand alone, and that means it needs a comma for support. Don’t get nervous. It’s easy.
For example: When I go to sleep at night isn’t a sentence, is it?
Those are words used to set up (introduce) the reader to what you are going to tell them happens when you go to sleep at night.
When I go to sleep at night, I dream of galloping through the galaxies.
The introductory phrase (When I go to sleep at night) introduced the rest of the sentence (I dream of galloping through the galaxies).
To separate the two parts, you merely add a comma.
Here’s another example: Since I am king of the world, I can skateboard with a monkey on my shoulder.
Separate the introductory clause (Since I am king of the world) from the explanation (I can skateboard with a monkey on my shoulder) with a comma.
That’s it. Don’t get mired down with subordinate conjunctions, predicate verbs, and all that crap proper grammar terminology. It’s important, but not necessary to remembering where to place your commas. *And please don’t, in a fit of frustration, tell someone where they can place their commas if you know what I mean*
2. Commas between two independent sentences separated by a conjunction
This rule is as simple as stirring sugar in your coffee. In your writing, you don’t want all your sentences so short they sound like a robot learning to speak, do you?
I am Robot Maid. I can clean your house. I can clean for you. I am Robot Maid. I do not clean windows. I do not clean refrigerators. I am Robot Maid.
When we combine a couple of the sentences and separate them with a comma and a conjunction (and, but, so, for, nor, and so on), our writing sounds more sophisticated.
I am Robot Maid, and I can clean your house. I am Robot Maid, but I do not clean windows or refrigerators.
How about this: I won a golden goose yesterday, and now I need to hire a trustworthy money adviser.
Two complete sentences separated by a conjunction need a comma. Easy-peasy.
3. Commas in a series
A series is a comma’s best friend. Or is the comma a series’ best friend? Anyway, in this instance, the commas act as little separators in a series, or a list, of items.
We took salad chips cookies sliced tomato sandwiches and soda pop to the lake. I have to ask, are they taking salad chips to the lake or salad and chips to the lake? Are the cookies sliced? Why are they eating sliced tomato sandwiches?
Now use crafty commas to clarify what the sentence really says:
We took salad, chips, cookies, sliced tomato sandwiches, and soda pop to the park. (Yes, the sandwiches are sliced tomato sandwiches).
The last comma in a series is up to you, or your teacher, or your boss. It’s called the Oxford comma. In Associated Press (AP) style, the last comma before the conjunction is omitted. In many other venues, including the novel publishing world, the comma before the conjunction in a series is left in.
Gerard Butler is tall, handsome, articulate and talented. (AP style)
Gerard Butler is tall, handsome, articulate, and talented. (Oxford comma used)
Question: How are commas used in the next sentence?
To tell you the truth, commas won’t give you rippling muscles, money, or a live-in maid, but they will clarify your writing and earn you praise.
1) This sentence has an introductory phrase (To tell you the truth) followed by a comma.
2) It has a series with each object separated by a comma, including an Oxford comma (commas won’t give you rippling muscles, money, or a live-in maid).
3) It also has two complete sentences separated by a comma and the conjunction but.
One last thing . . . which singing icon of the sixties made commas famous?
Sedaka’s blockbuster song, “Breaking up is Hard to Do” (click the link to hear it), begins and ends with:
Down dooby doo down down,
Comma, comma, down dooby doo down down,
Comma, comma down dooby doo down down.
Strange as these lyrics are, they elevate the lowly comma to heights of greatness!
You now know three basic comma rules. I learned them in high school, and they have served me well. They’ll do the same for you.
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Bummed that yet another summer has passed all too quickly, Silki and her best friend Birdie head out for one last hurrah at the Navajo Nation Fair. When the fun is overshadowed by the theft of a famous horse, Silki is plunged into a baffling adventure teeming with international undercurrents and intrigue. What’s more, boy-crazy Birdie is fluttering her eyelashes at Silki’s good-looking, visiting cousin at every turn, and Rez legend Old Man Concho is coughing up secrets dating back to 1942. What possible connection could he have to the Japanese tourists, and will Silki discover an ancient truth about the Valley of Shadows in time to save Lava, the leader of the Ghost Herd, as well as salvage her own broken heart?
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Jodi Lea Stewart was born in Texas and grew up in Apache County on a cattle ranch near Concho, Arizona. She left the University of Arizona in Tucson to move to San Francisco, where she learned about peace, love and exactly what she didn't want to do with her life. Since then, Jodi graduated summa cum laude with a BS in Business Management, raised two children, worked as an electro-mechanical drafter, penned humor columns for a college periodical, wrote regional western articles and served as managing editor of a Fortune company newsletter. She currently resides in Texas and New Mexico with her husband, two Standard poodles, two rescue cats and numerous gigantic, bossy houseplants. SUMMER OF THE ANCIENT is Jodi's debut novel and Book One of the Silki, the Girl of Many Scarves trilogy. CANYON OF DOOM came next, and VALLEY OF SHADOWS hits the shelves summer of 2016, completing this exciting and fun adventure-mystery set in the Navajo Nation. Next on the horizon? A historical mystery novel set in the 1930s told through the eyes of a sharecropper's daughter.